McDonalds serves breakfast all day now.

I love getting 2 sausage, egg and cheese sandwiches.

The bread is the problem.

Fattening.

So, I eat around it and toss the English muffin out the window for the birds.

Better for them to have a little snack than me to keep picking at the bread until I have eaten it all.

I cannot be trusted around bread. “Just one little bite…and one more…and…”

“People are STARVING in other countries!”

I know, but I’m pretty sure the muffin “husk” would not fare well in the mail. Better to fund a reputable charity instead of putting carbs on my butt.

“THAT IS CRAZY!”

Is it?

#crazyfoodsecrets