I am 5 lbs from ULTIMATE SUPER GOAL WEIGHT.

I haven’t been here in about 20 years.

When Korn was a new, kickass band and mosh pits were “slam dancing”.

When I get to the goal, I will share my secret but I fear too much crowing will cause a dreaded plateau.

I know I cannot drink tomorrow on 4th of July. I can have fun without it but holding a glass of wine seems to make others comfortable. I can do that.

So, without further adieu, Korn being badass:

Hang on until minute 3.
Trust me.

“GO!”