Crab apples.

$8.49/lb at the market the other day.

I would have fallen over if my cart had not stabilised me.

As kids, we used to throw these sour, mealy things at each other.

Crab apples are weapons, not food.

Are Horse Chestnuts, Sea Monkeys and Mexican jumping beans next on the menu?

Grass clipping salad sprinkled with pinecone shavings and drizzled with Prell shampoo?

Just want to be prepared…